Step 1 Marry a Sauer
Step 2 Tell your Sauer spouse that strawberries are on sale at Frys 10 for $10
Step 3 Send Sauer spouse to Frys to "pick up a few things"
Step 4 Help Sauer Spouse unload 3 full flats (24 containers) of strawberries into the kitchen
Step 5 spend the entire next day lalening, cutting, bagging and freezing strawberries, while simultaneously breaking child labor laws to train up the next generation of Sauer spouses
Best of luck! Hurry there is still one Sauer available - he's great with children and he's a looker!